Cute Goose Pattern Knitted Sweater

Such a cute & funny sweater. It's a bit heavy & it's thick so it's perfect for winter.

It's a lovely dress. It's warm and comfortable to wear. The most important thing is that the ducklings are cute. I like it very much.

This sweater is the greatest garment to ever exist.

I was a huge fan of "Untitled Goose Game", and I feel like the protagonist really captures my approach to life. This sweater captures that energy in a garment, and when I saw it available for review I had to have it.

It is everything I dreamed it would be and more.

This is actually a really, really nice sweater. It's not just a novelty - it's like, as comfortable as the several-hundred-dollar fancy sweater I got for Christmas a few years back. This thing is no joke. As you can see from the attached photos, the design is properly woven in all the way through - this isn't a junky applique or patch, it's a straight up finely crafted garment. Totally unexpected. If you told me this was from a major luxury brand, I'd actually believe you. The fit is great - I was concerned because the listing showed a weird curvature around the shoulders, but it's cut normally in real life.

Let's talk about that design, because wow. It's a winner. It's a goose (the listing says duck, but we all know better.) It says WOW. It's absurdist and a conversation starter and exactly what streetwear is all about. I adore it.

The design is actually a little low on the sweater - I wish it was about an inch and a half higher. For me, it happens to work amazingly because I have a long beard that would otherwise obscure it. For most people, I think you'll find the design to be a little on the low side. Nothing unmanageable, though.

If you're a little more edgy, you might prefer the pink version, where the goose is holding a knife and the caption says 'murder'. To be honest, I pushed the order button so fast on the blue variant I didn't see the pink one. I might have ordered that one if I'd seen it first. They're both probably amazing. I'm not sad I have this one, though.

I gleefully showed my new sweater to a friend who is also a goose fan, and he said he would have ordered one of his own on the spot if it was captioned HONK instead. I don't disagree with his take - maybe a third future design for Laixton to expand their offerings? But I still kind of love the WOW messaging on mine.

Eleventy billion stars. I literally was pacing back and forth in front of my door waiting for Amazon to bring me this garment. I can't wait to wear it out and about. This has brought me more mirth than just about any other purchase I've made in recent memory. You need this sweater.

Wow.

really soft! Love it.

It’s fire